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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:20
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Next, they tried...
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.